This is the cutest and most corny app for long-distance couples
Okay, so there’s this app called “Couple” in the app store. ((I think it may have been called “Pair” as well, but I’ve got the AT&T version.)) Let me tell you about this cute little motherfucking app.
Okay, so you have this icon
real talk the first place id hit up during the purge is the pet store u gonna see me on the street with 50 puppies on leashes
Kokedama is a Japanese art form that satisfies my deep lust for plants, crafts, round things and hanging things. Instructions here.
Have I mentioned
That my girlfriend is great? And sweet and beautiful
And also super hot like
I’m a lucky dude
Sir Earnest went for a check-up today at the vet (he is healthy and well!) and he was so relaxed he fell asleep on the table as we were waiting!
Reminding you that with a single click you can:
- feed the hungry
- provide a free mammogram
- give food and care to a shelter animal
- provide a homeless veteran with a meal
- fund alzheimer’s research
- fund diabetes research
- provide books for children
- protect wildlife habitat
It’s completely free.
frick whenever i send 2 snapchats that have sentences that run into each other i always forget what the first one said im such a doofus